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The Future Train
April 7th, 2008

Common Use of Questionable Study Habits
May 5th, 2008

No Green Policy for UF Greek Houses
April 8th, 2008

No slow-down in new student housing market
April 8th, 2008

Graduate School or Job?
April 8th, 2008

International Gators - The Process
April 7th, 2008

Can You Dig It?
March 14th, 2008

Gators 9/11 Truth Workshop
February 18th, 2008

Sock Hop a Big Hit in High Springs
February 17th, 2008

Another Political Prosecution in Alabama
February 6th, 2008

City of Alachua Commission Agenda
January 28th, 2008

Transient Wisdom
January 26th, 2008

Medicare For All via H.R. 676
January 4th, 2008

Hero & Villan Awards 2007
January 4th, 2008

Change is about policies-not speeches and symbolism
January 4th, 2008

Home Country
December 26th, 2007

Home Country
December 19th, 2007

Home Country
December 12th, 2007

Home Country
December 5th, 2007

A Private School for Newberry/Bronson Area
December 3rd, 2007

Moo-ving to Renewable Energy
November 30th, 2007

Perks of RTS
November 30th, 2007

Don’t Blame UF for Lovebugs
November 30th, 2007

Internet Replacing Doctor Visits
November 30th, 2007

Personal Training: Not just for Celebrities
November 30th, 2007

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Slim Randles

"I need to know what you think, Sarah, because you're a business woman."

"Well ... OK, Delbert," she said. "What's up?"

"Fall colors," said Delbert McLain, our chamber of commerce here in the valley.

He's our chamber of commerce because no one else wanted it, and because it's an unpaid position. Stopping her stocking of the shelves in the "Love and Other Fiction" section of her "Read Me Now" bookstore, Sarah said, "The truth is, Delbert, I like fall colors."

"No, no ... not what I mean. I mean, can we convince people to come here and look at trees this time of year? It would do great things for the motels and our cafés ... to say nothing of the bookstore."

"Oh yes," she smiled, "that should start a run on the bookstore."

"We could print brochures. Fall colors. Maybe something enticing people to stay in a local motel and have Thanksgiving dinner at Chin's Chinese restaurant or the Mule Barn?"

"Thanksgiving is usually a time for families to get together, you know."

"I know it," he said, smacking his fist into his hand in frustration. "We need to change the initial concept of Thanksgiving. Like 'This year, celebrate NOT having relatives over. Come see us for colorful leaves and turkey down at the truck stop.'"

Sarah thought about it a minute.

"Do we really have to turn every holiday into a money maker for the town?"

He looked shocked. "It's ... it's progress, Sarah."

Sarah looked out at the clear sunlight making jacketed people's faces sparkle on the streets. Each one was a friend. Each one had problems and triumphs and also had within them blessings for the whole community.

"Delbert," she said, finally. "Maybe it would be best to let Thanksgiving alone and concentrate on another holiday where we don't have so much emotion tied up in it."

"Halloween?"

"How about Grover Cleveland's wedding anniversary?"

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