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February 25th, 2007

Til Tax Do We Part
February 6th, 2007

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December 6th, 2005

No Child Left Behind Football Style
July 19th, 2005

A Glass Of Milk
April 23rd, 2005

Do you have it too?
October 21st, 2004

Reagan, In His Own Words
June 7th, 2004

Lotus Touts
May 23rd, 2004

Moments in Life
March 25th, 2004

When things weren`t so gray...
March 17th, 2004

Interesting Observation
November 3rd, 2003

An Old Lady`s Poem
November 3rd, 2003

Clearly Speaking - Or Not
August 30th, 2003

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These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative:

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn`t remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don`t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die, I`m going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she`d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it`s me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don`t give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

Di (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don`t know what`ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn`t your skin fit your face?

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